Nothing Frightens a Triton

€30.81

Nothing frightens a Triton. Mud, rocks, river crossings, rough tracks… no worries.

The missus behind the wheel? That’s another story.

The Nothing Frightens a Triton tee is for proud Triton owners who know their rig will tackle just about anything you throw at it, even if the passenger seat occasionally gets a little terrifying.

Made for weekends away, 4WD adventures, campfires and taking the piss out of the person who knows exactly where you sleep.

Nothing frightens a Triton. But my wife’s driving comes close.

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.